The Sweet Dominion of Kaywinnet is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kaywinnet Lee with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.015 billion Kaylees love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenity. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Kaywinnetian economy, worth 173 trillion jewels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 28,790 jewels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Kaywinnet as a reminder of their "special relationship", school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaywinnet's national animal is the macaque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaywinnet is ranked 47,944^th in the world and 1^st in Firefly for Safest, scoring 103.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.