The Emperor of KapKav is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 37.796 billion KapKavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Education. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong KapKavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,450 trillion reais a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,841 reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and teenagers are sent to jail for being out too late. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KapKav's national animal is the Lion Kap, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KapKav is ranked 5,824^th in the world and 1^st in Brasil for Safest, scoring 128.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.