The Free Land of Kaleigh is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.422 billion Kaleighians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The thriving Kaleighian economy, worth 201 trillion bitcoins a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 58,871 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 195,298 per year while the poor average 13,245, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, K-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and Kaleigh Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kaleigh's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Kaleigh is ranked 102,872^nd in the world and 32^nd in Serenity for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,336.28 on the Gilded Widget Scale.