Population | 11.828 billion |
Capital | Atlanta |
Leader | Montbean |
Faith | Joeyism |
Currency | Valy |
Animal | Kangaroo |
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Montbean with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.828 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,217 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 272,005 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.
Joevala is ranked 4,790th in the world and 207th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 172 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Joevala was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
- : Joevala voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Joevala voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
World Assembly
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