The Empire of Jivdonerp is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.659 billion Jivdonerpians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jivdonerp City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.9%.

The all-consuming Jivdonerpian economy, worth 183 trillion Imperial Denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 110,876 Imperial Denars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 417,504 per year while the poor average 20,532, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jivdonerp's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jivdonerp is ranked 271,787^th in the world and 215^th in Kantrias for Safest, scoring 7.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.