The Republic of JimmyP is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jimmy Parker with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.832 billion JimmyPians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming JimmyPian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 81,791 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and internet traffic has dropped to near zero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JimmyP's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

JimmyP is ranked 69,064^th in the world and 1,387^th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,790.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.