The Island of Java is a massive, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.206 billion Javans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandung. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Javan economy, worth 70.8 trillion Rupiahs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,676 Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Java's national animal is the Komodo dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Java is ranked 150,625^th in the world and 236^th in Forest for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.54 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.