Population | 2.827 billion |
Capital | Jaslo FD |
Leader | Ola Zych |
Faith | ateísmo |
Currency | Złoty |
Animal | águila |
The Absolute Psychotic Republic of Jaslo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ola Zych with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.827 billion Jasloans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaslo FD. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jasloan economy, worth 310 trillion Złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,828 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Planespotters are emigrating in droves, ex-royals are being greeted by a whole new set of gestures, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaslo's national animal is the águila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ateísmo.
Jaslo is ranked 27,679th in the world and 296th in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 969.21 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jaslo, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
- : Following new legislation in Jaslo, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Following new legislation in Jaslo, ex-royals are being greeted by a whole new set of gestures.
- : Following new legislation in Jaslo, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
- : Following new legislation in Jaslo, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in Jaslo, Ola Zych's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Jaslo, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food.
- : Following new legislation in Jaslo, supervisors in Jaslo commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
- : Following new legislation in Jaslo, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
- : Following new legislation in Jaslo, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 80 » Raghallaigh, Saarenmaa, UGBK, Iceagea, Thracia Republic, The Champions League, Slavatania, Rary, Invernessia, Yahlia, North of Americas, Meropis, Northern German Federation, Leistrona, Imperium Anglorum, Nardin, Great Clucky, Someseni, Bastile, Trixeland, Regnum Italiae, Walfo, Irminsulia, Dizgovzy, Pilipinas and Malaya, Alsted, Dark Matter, New Eestiball, Gliesetonia, Liberepublia, Ottterland, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, St Scarlett, Outer Sparta, An Clar, Calicov, Iquerian, Salwonia, Ortigia, Elestansa, Foudina, Makykay, Northern Socialist States, Leranditale, Skalliad, Orsik, Wombelland, Karnea, Istastioner, Robbonia, and 30 others.Arsenial, Jim the Baptist, Drembler, Saint Asperes, Hunarskotlo, Zaznia, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, Reiserland, Armbruster, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Thracia and Crimea, Myanerus, Kkorea, Scytharum, Kronverg, Agausia, Cambany, Woodlands, Faack, CSB SA Union, Alcrosnia, Kalebo, Quincy, Western Balkania, Rome Ruzalls, Chronus, and Basque Dominion.