The Sultanate of Jaffar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.417 billion Jaffarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The very strong Jaffarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion Jafs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 48,209 Jafs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,016 per year while the poor average 5,036, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, bicyclists are banned from major roads, extreme political groups are outlawed, and a major religion has been named as Jaffar's national religion. Crime is moderate. Jaffar's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Jaffar is ranked 63,890^th in the world and 1,252^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 1.33 weapons per person.