The State of Ityoppya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.337 billion Ityoppyans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The very strong Ityoppyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,120 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 34,665 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Governor's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, prison visits increase substantially during election years, only adults may purchase violent video games, and Ityoppya Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ityoppya's national animal is the deer.

Ityoppya is ranked 3,490^th in the world and 7^th in Ethiopia for Largest Populations, with 32.3 billion capita.