The Apocalyptic Hangover of ImSaLiA is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ewis Taan with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.29 billion Imsalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imsalian Capital City. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imsalian economy, worth 783 trillion lightning strikes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,128 lightning strikes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, no one born in ImSaLiA can fix a leaky faucet, Ewis Taan's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImSaLiA's national animal is the b̸͖̱̾o̵̺̰̽y̴̧̋k̵̗̒̉i̴͖̊̃s̸̥͑ͅs̷͓̅e̶͉͒̚r̷, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stargazing.

ImSaLiA is ranked 10,846^th in the world and 42^nd in Refugia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 120,308.48 Standard Monetary Units.