The Tagyŕguý-Yeźnićo of Hvalfyurden is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lãrýk Hvályuri with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, humorless population of 19.412 billion o Hválfyŕheý enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kápýtaal. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hválfyŕheý economy, worth a remarkable 3,438 trillion Taagraams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 177,112 Taagraams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elected officials who disagree with Lãrýk Hvályuri have a lot of accidents, a degree in Lãrýk Hvályuri Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hvalfyurden's national animal is the Roma-X́egraama-Lỹcuý, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

Hvalfyurden is ranked 1,292^nd in the world and 6^th in USSR for Safest, scoring 157.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.