The Oppressed Peoples of Horriblepeoplethenation is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 137 million Horriblepeoplethenationians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Horriblepeoplethenationian economy, worth 3.13 trillion Human body parts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,821 Human body parts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Poverty is disloyal to the Motherland, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, Horriblepeoplethenation City has become the number one destination for urban exploration in the Rejected Realms, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horriblepeoplethenation's national animal is the Mr eye ball, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Horriblepeoplethenation is ranked 84,936^th in the world and 2,015^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 16.88 flags saluted per person per day.