The United States of Grumalt is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 4.199 billion Grumaltians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Grumaltian economy, worth 417 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,325 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grumalt's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grumalt is ranked 224,845^th in the world and 5,390^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 0.23 weapons per person.