The Incorporated States of Friji is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.23 billion Frijians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Frijian economy, worth 47.6 trillion foods a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 38,731 foods, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,627 per year while the poor average 2,427, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Friji's national animal is the fridge, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Friji is ranked 179,130^th in the world and 86^th in Philippines for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.