The Empire of Fluffypoo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.949 billion Fluffypooans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 36.4%.

The powerhouse Fluffypooan economy, worth a remarkable 1,902 trillion shinies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 112,244 shinies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer shinies on liquor and tobacco, a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry, and pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffypoo's national animal is the kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fluffypoo is ranked 278,939^th in the world and 6,838^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 0.39 average smiles per day.