The Kingdom of Fleetariland is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 475 million Fleetarilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meran. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Fleetarilandian economy, worth 47.8 trillion Złoties a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,661 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fleetariland's national animal is the Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fleetariland is ranked 283,072^nd in the world and 5,175^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.43 flags saluted per person per day.