Population | 7.638 billion |
Capital | Helsinki |
Leader | President Aada Autio |
Faith | Eastern Orthodox |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Brown Bear |
The Kingdom of Esvonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Aada Autio with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 7.638 billion Esvonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Esvonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,512 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
School history books often refer to President Aada Autio as "that imperialist pig dog", the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Helsinki Times is sold out, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esvonia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.
Esvonia is ranked 10,878th in the world and 157th in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,731.33 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Esvonia was endorsed by The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : Esvonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic, Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, and Most Inclusive.
- : Esvonia was endorsed by The Federal Kingdom of New Vardarland.
- : Esvonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Helsinki Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, school history books often refer to President Aada Autio as "that imperialist pig dog".
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
- : Following new legislation in Esvonia, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 77 » Raghallaigh, Saarenmaa, Bastile, Liberepublia, Invernessia, Meropis, Skalliad, Northern German Federation, UGBK, Rary, Imperium Anglorum, Trixeland, Irminsulia, Thracia Republic, Ortigia, Elestansa, Elisabethshagen, Aresetia, Walfo, Iceagea, Leistrona, Mally Piznoopia, New Eestiball, Regnum Italiae, Yahlia, Slavatania, Dark Matter, Istastioner, Stumphosse Res, Foudina, Nardin, Gliesetonia, St Scarlett, Robbonia, Great Clucky, Orsik, An Clar, Kkorea, Jim the Baptist, The Champions League, Drembler, Wombelland, Hunarskotlo, Karnea, Zaznia, Namsan, Cot Deviet, Reiserland, Belvanya, The New Nordic Union, and 27 others.The AbelLandia, Armbruster, Narmocrana, Someseni, North of Americas, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Fliptastic, The Oriental Empire, Thracia and Crimea, Calicov, Alsted, Myanerus, Scytharum, Wamia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Ottterland, Kronverg, Cambany, Woodlands, Agausia, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Western Balkania, New Vardarland, and Basque Dominion.