The Federal Republic of Enway is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Marine Beaumont with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.366 billion Enwegians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osloholm. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Enwegian economy, worth 780 trillion Enwegian Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,874 Enwegian Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

On-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Enway's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Enway is ranked 12,538^th in the world and 114^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,863.68 on the Gilded Widget Scale.