The Colony of Emilie is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.604 billion Milias enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The thriving Emiliean economy, worth 232 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 64,415 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,809 per year while the poor average 13,246, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is moderate. Emilie's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Emilie is ranked 199,056^th in the world and 419^th in 0000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.