The Republic of Eeleennitohoml is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.81 billion Eeleennitohomlians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eeleennitohomlian economy, worth 951 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,695 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eeleennitohoml's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eeleennitohoml is ranked 22,877^th in the world and 732^nd in Two for Highest Poor Incomes, with 86,334.94 Standard Monetary Units.