Population | 12.286 billion |
Capital | Nao Bylon |
Leader | Nao Babo |
Faith | Naoturalism |
Currency | NAOAN |
Animal | Nao Nak |
The Landstrick of Ednaon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nao Babo with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 12.286 billion Ednas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nao Bylon. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong ednese economy, worth 753 trillion NAOANS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,337 NAOANS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, most ambassadors from Ednaon retire only a few years after being appointed, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ednaon's national animal is the Nao Nak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naoturalism.
Ednaon is ranked 265,462nd in the world and 9,705th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ednaon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Food Quality, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Ednaon, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in Ednaon, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
- : Ednaon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Ednaon, most ambassadors from Ednaon retire only a few years after being appointed.
- : Ednaon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Ednaon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Ednaon's influence in Osiris rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Ednaon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Ednaon, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.