The Five Kingdoms of Edains is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Victoria with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 19.859 billion Edains are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ednia. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Edainian economy, worth 400 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,164 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edains's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Edains is ranked 15,924^th in the world and 8^th in Canada for Highest Poor Incomes, with 15,800.75 Standard Monetary Units.