The Confederation of Dennenberg is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Magnus Haldane with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.798 billion Dennenbergians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Law & Order, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bergenachtig. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dennenbergian economy, worth 233 trillion Dennenberg Dalers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 40,194 Dennenberg Dalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dennenberg's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dennenberg is ranked 118,634^th in the world and 3,881^st in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.36 weapons per person.