The Federal Technocate of Croydonfederaltechnocary is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Technocrat Chris A Kingsley with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 3.24 billion Croydoninans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Croydon City. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Croydoninan economy, worth 515 trillion Croydonian Rand a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,028 Croydonian Rand, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, anti-government web sites are springing up, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Croydonfederaltechnocary's national animal is the Techno Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Croydonfederaltechnocary is ranked 8,952^nd in the world and 9^th in Africa for Highest Food Quality, scoring 168.42 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.