The Psychedelic Rock Trio of Cream is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jack Bruce with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.508 billion Creamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Creamian economy, worth a remarkable 6,828 trillion Strange Brews a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 267,702 Strange Brews, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 850,124 per year while the poor average 64,224, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Jack Bruce, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, one can wake up in Cream and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cream's national animal is the Psychedelic Trio, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Cream is ranked 285,399^th in the world and 797^th in NationStates for Safest, scoring 3.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.