The United Kingdom of Cookieless is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King George V with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.012 billion Cookielessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Cookie. The average income tax rate is 27.2%.

The Cookielessian economy, worth 117 trillion Cookoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,524 Cookoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, private law firms are unheard of, and the World United Kingdom Games have been won again by Cookieless as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cookieless's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cookieless is ranked 146,900^th in the world and 1,031^st in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 614.16 on the Gilded Widget Scale.