The State of Coalmont is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.614 billion Coalmontians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Coalmontian economy, worth 748 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,241 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 330,255 per year while the poor average 3,212, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, Coalmont has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Coalmont in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Coalmont's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Coalmont is ranked 263,424^th in the world and 630^th in 0000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.