The People's Republic of ClujNapoca is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 273 million Transilvaneans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped ClujNapocan economy, worth 10.0 trillion euros a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,708 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ClujNapoca's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
ClujNapoca is ranked 126,324th in the world and 943rd in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 867.45 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in ClujNapoca, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
- : Following new legislation in ClujNapoca, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in ClujNapoca, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in ClujNapoca, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in ClujNapoca, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
- : Following new legislation in ClujNapoca, the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall.
- : Following new legislation in ClujNapoca, ClujNapoca has designated ClujNapoca City as its capital city.
- : Following new legislation in ClujNapoca, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
- : Following new legislation in ClujNapoca, religious education is a new government priority.
- : ClujNapoca was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
