The Constitutional Monarchy of Catevichy is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning fallow deer population. The hard-working population of 261 million Catevichians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The Catevichian economy, worth 15.2 trillion Catvichian euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 58,252 Catvichian euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catevichy's national animal is the fallow deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catevichy is ranked 70,630^th in the world and 1,375^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,323.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.