The Republic of Card2194 is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 799 million Card2194ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The very strong Card2194ian economy, worth 49.7 trillion Ahahas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,204 Ahahas, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, many Card2194ians twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card2194's national animal is the Ahha, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card2194 is ranked 109,593^rd in the world and 2,761^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,804.34 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.