The Commonwealth Confederation of Canzukia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caitlin Morgan with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.045 billion Canzukians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsley. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The very strong Canzukian economy, worth 648 trillion Canzuk Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 71,717 Canzuk Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, Caitlin Morgan has just been declared ruler of Canzukia in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Canzukia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canzukia is ranked 185,610^th in the world and 1,183^rd in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 333.72 on the Gilded Widget Scale.