The Federal Republic of Caliarizomex is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 361 million Caliarizomexians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arical. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Caliarizomexian economy, worth 26.1 trillion kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,176 kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caliarizomex's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caliarizomex is ranked 212,402^nd in the world and 1,071^st in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.