The Fiefdom of Cairnskillen is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.402 billion Valhallans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scheveningen. The average income tax rate is 50.0%.

The Valhallan economy, worth 272 trillion Sols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 42,546 Sols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cairnskillen has designated Scheveningen as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cairnskillen's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cairnskillen is ranked 16,241^st in the world and 23^rd in Rushmore for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,344.44 on the Clooney Contribution Index.