Population | 26.538 billion |
Capital | Jacktopia |
Leader | Cheddar |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Manx |
The Democratic Republic of Caesarton is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cheddar with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 26.538 billion Caesartonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacktopia. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Caesartonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,707 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,040 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caesarton's national animal is the Manx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Caesarton is ranked 28,997th in the world and 228th in 10000 Islands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,815.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Caesarton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive, Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Poor Incomes, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Caesarton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Caesarton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Caesarton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Most Cultured.
- : Caesarton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Caesarton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Caesarton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Caesarton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Caesarton was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Atomic Union of Havia Sysis, killing 282 million zombies.
- : Caesarton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.