The Republic of Bottelary is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.003 billion Bottelaryians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Bottelaryian economy, worth 107 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 35,868 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,176 per year while the poor average 2,248, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bottelary's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Bottelary is ranked 147,826^th in the world and 7,434^th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.