The Federal Republic of Bliha is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.659 billion Blihans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Blihan economy, worth 689 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,006 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,957 per year while the poor average 2,946, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art". Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bliha's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Bliha is ranked 27,889^th in the world and 26^th in Philippines for Largest Populations, with 14.7 billion capita.