The Federal Republic of Bialopolska is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by chancellor Arcadius White with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.325 billion Bialopolskans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poznan. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bialopolskan economy, worth 307 trillion Credits a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 132,351 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime is totally unknown. Bialopolska's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deer God.

Bialopolska is ranked 278,055^th in the world and 1,293^rd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 0.58 flags saluted per person per day.