The Democracy of Baybay is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by baybay the third with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 7.181 billion Baybayians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of belesi. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baybayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 172,872 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Baybay the third's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, and Baybay is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baybay's national animal is the Tona bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Baybay is ranked 7,683^rd in the world and 160^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 38.51 average smiles per day.