The Armed Republic of Azord is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Azordian Prime with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.446 billion Azordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azord City. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The strong Azordian economy, worth 658 trillion bellóns a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 69,720 bellóns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, Azordian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, tourists call Azordian beach towns "the fine coastline", and many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azord's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Azord is ranked 92,635^th in the world and 5,152^nd in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 30,827.96 Standard Monetary Units.