The Republic of Aweentitante26 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.172 billion Aweentitante26ians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.0%.

The all-consuming Aweentitante26ian economy, worth 104 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,896 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, people who have lived their entire lives in Aweentitante26 are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aweentitante26's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aweentitante26 is ranked 37,493^rd in the world and 725^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,586.55 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.