The Republic of Aweentitante24 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.174 billion Aweentitante24ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 36.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aweentitante24ian economy, worth 111 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 95,011 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Aweentitante24's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Aweentitante24 is ranked 68,116^th in the world and 1,904^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,206.84 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.