Population | 734 million |
Currency | rupee |
Animal | swan |
The Republic of Aweentitante161 is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 734 million Aweentitante161ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 23.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Aweentitante161ian economy, worth 38.9 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,022 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aweentitante161's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Aweentitante161 is ranked 133,708th in the world and 3,388th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,426.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aweentitante161, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
- : Following new legislation in Aweentitante161, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- : Following new legislation in Aweentitante161, pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them.
- : Following new legislation in Aweentitante161, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
- : Following new legislation in Aweentitante161, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Aweentitante161, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications.
- : Following new legislation in Aweentitante161, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in Aweentitante161, Aweentitante161ian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
- : Following new legislation in Aweentitante161, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
- : Following new legislation in Aweentitante161, the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest.