The Republic of Anglophobia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.845 billion Anglophobians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Anglophobian economy, worth a remarkable 1,476 trillion bitcoins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,962 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anglophobia's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Anglophobia is ranked 200,531st in the world and 7,132nd in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 0.26 weapons per person.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Anglophobia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Anglophobia, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Anglophobia, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
- : Following new legislation in Anglophobia, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
- : Following new legislation in Anglophobia, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
- : Following new legislation in Anglophobia, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code.
- : Anglophobia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Anglophobia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in Anglophobia, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Anglophobia, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
