The Storming Fauzjhian Province of Airzsia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audray Strorming-Wind with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.358 billion Airzsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windzia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Airzsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,154 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 365,786 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, Audray Strorming-Wind is called 'Patches' at international summits, Max Barry is this year's Miss Airzsia, and when their backs are against the walls Airzsians look out for gay men. Crime is totally unknown. Airzsia's national animal is the Storming Wind Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Airzsia is ranked 1,007^th in the world and 33^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 18,604.87 on the Gilded Widget Scale.