The Empire of Ahin is a large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 99 million Ahinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The Ahinian economy, worth 5.31 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,641 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ahin's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Ahin is ranked 99,805^th in the world and 128^th in The Black Hawks for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 85.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.