The Queendom of Aelandiae is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.316 billion Aelandiaeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ibouli. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Aelandiaean economy, worth 224 trillion Bells a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,607 Bells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Ibouli, the Aelandiaean Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, children on trains ask what the weird-looking billboards with arrows are for, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aelandiae's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aelandiae is ranked 56,947^th in the world and 1,696^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,855.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.