The Federation of Acropylae is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Virron Vinebrook with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.442 billion Acropylaeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acropolis. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acropylaean economy, worth a remarkable 5,386 trillion Genesses a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,383 Genesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly, Acropylaean diplomacy is by the book, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Acropylae's national animal is the Deranged Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Acropylism.

Acropylae is ranked 292,113^th in the world and 11,415^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -23.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.