The Naive Studentesse of ACSNumber7 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sonetto with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.302 billion Anarchistics enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burning Hill. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ACSNumber7ian economy, worth 462 trillion Sharpodonties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,428 Sharpodonties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, only lightning has a chance of striking Sonetto twice, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and where there's smoke there's the ACSNumber7ian Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ACSNumber7's national animal is the Matilda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Foundation.

ACSNumber7 is ranked 15,109^th in the world and 338^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 26.14 average smiles per day.