The Federation of 934vlxovov is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 818 million 934vlxovovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The powerhouse 934vlxovovian economy, worth 53.6 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 65,575 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,994 per year while the poor average 18,066, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and a mayoral candidate backed by Leader recently won re-election with 110% of the vote. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 934vlxovov's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

934vlxovov is ranked 66,780^th in the world and 3,734^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,875.96 on the Gilded Widget Scale.